“ You know what’s harder than
a broken heart ?
Being an awkward stranger. “
Me :
The next
time you need help, please don’t call me.
You :
Alright,
I’ll just call Alpha and ask for the Megazord then.
Me :
You’re an
idiot.
You :
And you’re bruce
wayne.
Me :
?
You :
Ohh, I
thought we were playing the impossible.
Me :
( scoff – smack – smile )
~
Me :
If I were a
batman, than you would be..
( interrupted )
( interrupted )
You :
( finishing sentence )
Joseph
Gordon Levitt
Me :
Seriously ?
You :
( nod excitedly )
Me :
Well, I was
gonna say Martin Freeman, but..
Meh ~
you’ve made your choice.
You :
Speaking of
Joseph Gordon Levitt…
(
waiting )
Me :
What ? you
want to bring the 500 Days of Summer thing again ?
I stand on
my side, it’s Zooey’s fault.
She’s the
crazy one.
Even though
she’s all pretty with her smokey-big-buggy-eyes all sparkling under
her-God-forbid-it’s open-bangs and her love shape birthmark fancying her pearl
white skin covered in
Her lovely
sense of edgy-vintage fashion style,
Still.
She’s the crazy one.
You :
Yeah, but
if Joe didn’t pursue on labeling the relationship,
Things may
still go well.
I mean, as
Zooey said,
“ who cares
? I’m happy, are you happy ? “
Me :
And then
she got married.
You :
She thinks
she has found the one.
~
You :
I just
don’t understand..
Why people
rush into labeling things.
Dating..
and then married.
I mean,
I know
there have been successful stories.
But what
I’ve seen most, is just things gonna get confusing,
And finally
become miserable.
~
Me :
Well, at
this point, I think you’re right Robin.
You :
Thanks
Barney.
Me :
Wait, What
!?
Why am I
suddenly the fat purple Godzilla ?
You :
?
Me :
…
Ohh !! you
mean Barney – Barney ?
You :
Ha.. ha..
Who’s the
idiot one now ?
Me :
Shoot, I
think I’ve had too much Indomie Goreng.
And just to
think of it has made me broken hearted.
~
You :
What are we
then ?
Me :
What do you
mean what are we ?
You :
Come on
Sherlock,
I know you
know what I mean.
Me :
…
I don’t
know..
Happy ?
You :
That a
question or a statement ?
Me :
We are
happy. That is a statement.
But it
won’t answer your question what are we.
It’s a
what. And happy is a how.
You :
That
explains the question mark.
But um…
Me :
We’re Batman and Robin.
…
Not that
we’re Gay or something,
You know..
Since the
boobs and dick.
You :
( smack )
You really
need to work on that mouth !
Me :
( rubbing head )
I was
making a point.
~
Me :
You know
what ?
That’s the
problem for tomorrow.
As you said
by quoting what Zooey said.
You’re
happy. I’m happy.
That’s what
is important.
We don’t
know what’s gonna happen in the future
But I
surely don’t want us to be the confuse couple who end up miserable and finally
broke up.
You :
…
Me :
I don’t
want another phase of broken heart.
Even more
to have you broken hearted.
~
You :
Do you know
what is worse than a broken heart ?
Being an
awkward stranger.
Me :
Yes !
you’re right !
And I can’t
afford to have us like that.
Ever.
You :
( smile )
It’s really
nice to hear that from you.
Me :
What ? the
I can’t afford thing ?
You :
No. The
you’re right thing.
This whole
conversation and you’ve said it twice.
And it’s
not the first of April.
Me :
( scoff )
Turns out
it’s that easy to have you smile like that.
~
You :
Barney and
Robin ?
Me :
…
Hopefully
without the divorce.
~
Me :
How’s the
deadline ?
You :
It’s dead !
like a line
!
Me :
?
You :
( imitating heart beat machine while drawing an
air-line with a flat face)
Tuuuuuttttt…..
